When does Reply All Storm appear?

It is not on any floor's calendar in this version.

How much health does Reply All Storm have?

A base of 800, multiplied by the time it arrives, the floor and your difficulty. Each extra co-op player adds 60 percent.

What does Reply All Storm drop?

Three boxes and 25 PTO on the floor, and one gear roll at the end of the run.

Reply All Storm

Updated 2 November 2026 · Version 0.1.0 · Update notes

What is Reply All Storm?

Reply All Storm is a calendar boss with a base health of 800 and 3 phases. No floor books it in this version, so you will not meet it yet. If it is still standing at the next booking, it leaves without paying out.

"PLEASE STOP REPLYING ALL."

It calls in Reply All threads and shields itself behind them while the recipient count climbs.

What does it do in each phase?

Reply All Storm changes phase as its health falls, using each phase's moves in turn. The telegraphed attacks mark the ground first, so watch the markings and step out rather than trying to outrun everything. Moves come faster in later phases. It also books itself nearer if you run too far away.

Health	Phase	Moves	Announcement
100%	Thread	Calls 2 Reply All. Can't be hurt for 3 seconds and calls five of the floor's enemies.	Someone has replied all!! Someone has replied all asking people to stop replying all!!
50%	Unsubscribe	Marks circles around you, then each one lands hard. Renames itself "Reply All Storm (2,417 recipients)". Marks a wedge in front of it, then hits everything inside.	2,417 recipients!! Please do not reply to this message!! 2,418!!
15%	Archived	Marks a ring around itself, then sets it off. Can't be hurt for 5 seconds: "This conversation has been archived.".	This conversation has been archived. A new thread has been started about the archiving.