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The Team Photo

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What is The Team Photo?

The Team Photo is a calendar boss with a base health of 700 and 3 phases. It appears on Mandatory Fun. If it is still standing at the next booking, it leaves without paying out. Its health grows with the clock, the floor and your difficulty.

"Everyone look at the camera!"

A camera on a tripod that can't be hurt for the four seconds everyone looks at it. Someone always blinked, so it heals and goes again.

What does it do in each phase?

The Team Photo changes phase as its health falls, using each phase's moves in turn. The telegraphed attacks mark the ground first, so watch the markings and step out rather than trying to outrun everything. Moves come faster in later phases. It also books itself nearer if you run too far away.

HealthPhaseMovesAnnouncement
100%Say Cheese
  • Can't be hurt for 4 seconds: "Everyone look at the camera!".
  • Marks a ring around itself, then sets it off.
Team photo!! It can't be hurt for four seconds!! Say cheese!!
60%One More
  • Renames itself "The Team Photo (one more)".
  • Pulls you towards it.
  • Marks a wedge in front of it, then hits everything inside.
One more!! Someone blinked!! It was the camera!!
25%Someone Blinked
  • Heals 2.5% of its health: "Someone blinked. Again.".
  • Calls 3 Fun Fact.
  • Marks a ring around itself, then sets it off.
Again!! The photo will be used on the careers page!! You will not be told!!

Where and when does it appear?

The Team Photo is booked 1 time across the building. The table gives each floor and the time on the clock. Floors open one at a time, for one department, by winning the one before. Boss health is multiplied by the time it arrives, so a late booking is a tougher fight than the same boss early on.

FloorClockSlot
Mandatory Fun11:15Calendar 3