Run Items
How do run items work?
Run items last one run and come from boxes, which elites, guarded drops and bosses leave behind. You hold one each in 5 slots: lanyard, badge, desk toy, mug, charm. A new item replaces what is in its slot. 25 legendaries belong to one skill and only drop when you own it.
Finders keepers. Policy disagrees.
| Item | Slot | Rarity | What it does | Skill | In the game's words |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Plain Lanyard | Lanyard | Common | Armour +1% | Issued. Grey. Yours now. | |
| Conference Lanyard | Lanyard | Common | Luck +5% | From an event you did not attend. | |
| Retractable Badge Reel | Lanyard | Common | Pickup range +10% | Snaps back. Hits your chin. | |
| Lanyard With the Old Logo | Lanyard | Common | Max health +5% | Before the rebrand. Before the one before that. | |
| Visitor Lanyard | Lanyard | Rare | Move speed +6% | Nobody stops a visitor. | |
| Contractor Lanyard | Lanyard | Rare | PTO gained +10% | Different colour. Same lifts. Paid more. | |
| Wellness Week Lanyard | Lanyard | Rare | When your health drops low: heal 15% of your health. | Breathe. Then keep going. | |
| Executive Floor Lanyard | Lanyard | Epic | Damage +10% When a boss falls: gain 0.1 PTO. | Opens the lift that stops at 40. | |
| All-Access Lanyard | Lanyard | Epic | When you open a box: all your skills come off cooldown. Luck +8% | Opens doors that are not on the plan. | |
| The Master Lanyard | Lanyard | Legendary | When you level up: 10% chance of a blast for 20 damage. Crit chance +5% | Facilities made one. This is it. | |
| Temporary Badge | Badge | Common | XP gained +5% | Expires Friday. Has expired every Friday since March. | |
| Badge Photo From Day One | Badge | Common | Max health +8% | You looked so hopeful. | |
| Parking Pass | Badge | Common | Move speed +5% | Level 3. Not that level 3. | |
| Name Badge (Misspelt) | Badge | Common | Luck +8% | Close enough. Nobody has asked. | |
| Security Badge | Badge | Rare | Armour +3% | You can open the server room. Please don't. | |
| Hello My Name Is | Badge | Rare | When you hit: +5% damage for 4 s. | Written in marker. Peeling. | |
| Ten-Year Pin | Badge | Rare | PTO gained +12% | Ten years. A pin. | |
| Admin Badge | Badge | Epic | Cooldown -8% When you kill: move 8% faster for 1.5 s. | Expires in 24 hours. Renewed forever. | |
| Two Badges | Badge | Epic | Extra shots +1 | Yours, and the one you found. | |
| Badge Number 0004 | Badge | Legendary | Damage +15% When a boss falls: heal 50% of your health. | The founder's. They left. The badge did not. | |
| Stress Ball | Desk toy | Common | Health per second +0.3 | Squeezed to a pulp. Still here. | |
| Desk Plant | Desk toy | Common | Max health +6% | Plastic. Watered anyway. | |
| Clicking Balls | Desk toy | Common | Skill speed +5% | Click. Click. Click. Click. | |
| Rubber Duck | Desk toy | Common | Crit chance +3% | Explain it to the duck. | |
| Bobblehead | Desk toy | Rare | Luck +10% | Nods at everything. So does the person it is of. | |
| Mini Zen Garden | Desk toy | Rare | When your health drops low: gain a shield of 20% of your health. | Raked by a colleague. Unprovoked. | |
| Participation Trophy | Desk toy | Rare | XP gained +10% | Q2 Hackathon. Everyone got one. | |
| Lava Lamp | Desk toy | Epic | Area +12% When you kill: +1% damage for 4 s. | Reaches full temperature by the time you leave. | |
| The Good Stapler | Desk toy | Epic | Damage +12% | Everybody borrows it. Nobody returns it. You have it now. | |
| The Perpetual Motion Desk Toy | Desk toy | Legendary | When you crit: 10% chance of a blast for 15 damage. Crit chance +8% | Still going. From the old Executive Floor. | |
| Foam Cup | Mug | Common | Health per second +0.2 | Three of them, nested, half full. | |
| Branded Mug | Mug | Common | Max health +5% | The dishwasher took the logo. Improvement. | |
| World's Okayest Employee | Mug | Common | Luck +6% | A gift. From yourself. | |
| The Chipped Mug | Mug | Common | Armour +1% | Everyone's favourite. Nobody admits it. | |
| Travel Mug | Mug | Rare | Move speed +6% When you collect XP: move 8% faster for 1.5 s. | Leaks. Only on the train. | |
| The Soup Bowl | Mug | Rare | Duration +10% | Technically a mug. Legally soup. | |
| Executive Espresso Cup | Mug | Rare | Cooldown -6% | Tiny. Dangerous. | |
| The Whole Pot | Mug | Epic | Cooldown -10% When you level up: move 8% faster for 1.5 s. | Nobody made a fresh one. You did. | |
| The Mug Nobody Washes | Mug | Epic | When you kill: heal 1% of your health. Health per second +0.4 | Grows stronger. So do you. | |
| World's Best Boss | Mug | Legendary | Damage +10% When a boss falls: all your skills come off cooldown. | Found in a drawer. The boss is gone. The mug knows. | |
| Lucky Pen | Charm | Common | Luck +8% | Clicked through four reviews. | |
| The Spare Dongle | Charm | Common | Skill speed +5% | Found. Kept. Powerful. | |
| USB Stick From a Conference | Charm | Common | XP gained +6% | Unscanned. Unstoppable. | |
| Headphone Splitter | Charm | Common | Area +6% | Shared. Loud. | |
| Lucky Badge Clip | Charm | Rare | Crit chance +4% | Lost twice. Returned twice. | |
| Laminated Fire Procedure | Charm | Rare | Armour +2% When your health drops low: move 40% faster for 3 s. | Assembly point B. Do not use the lifts. | |
| Thank-You Card | Charm | Rare | When you kill: heal 0.5% of your health. | Signed by the team. Two of them meant it. | |
| The Real Org Chart | Charm | Epic | When you open a box: +10% damage for 4 s. Luck +10% | Printed. Folded. Accurate. | |
| Minutes From a Meeting Years Ago | Charm | Epic | When a boss falls: gain 60 XP. | Action items: unchanged. | |
| The Unsent Resignation Letter | Charm | Legendary | When your health drops low: 10% chance of a blast for 40 damage. Damage +15% | In the drawer. Dated. Undated. Dated again. | |
| Read Receipts | Lanyard | Legendary | When you hit: +2% damage for 4 s. With its skill: Pierce +2. | Per My Last Email | They saw it at 09:14. |
| The Physical Mute Button | Badge | Legendary | Area +5% With its skill: Area +30%. | Mute | Big. Red. Satisfying. |
| Tentative | Mug | Legendary | Cooldown -4% With its skill: Cooldown -25%. | Decline | Accepted as tentative. Declined in spirit. |
| The Macro | Desk toy | Legendary | Duration +8% With its skill: Area +40%. | Spreadsheet | Recorded in 2016. Nobody can edit it. |
| The Next Meeting | Charm | Legendary | Move speed +5% With its skill: Cooldown -30%. | Hard Stop | Starts at the same time this one ends. |
| Three Juggling Balls | Desk toy | Legendary | Crit chance +4% With its skill: Extra shots +2. | Balls in the Air | From the offsite. The offsite is never mentioned. |
| The Clicker | Badge | Legendary | Skill speed +6% With its skill: Damage +30%. | Death by Slides | Next slide. Next slide. Next. |
| The Hydrant Key | Mug | Legendary | Max health +8% With its skill: Area +50%. | Firehose | Do not operate. Operated. |
| The Can | Charm | Legendary | Luck +6% With its skill: Duration +50%. | Kick the Can | Dented. Kicked since Q1. |
| Bus Pass | Lanyard | Legendary | When you kill: gain 1 XP (8% of the time). With its skill: Cooldown -30%. | Throw Under the Bus | Monthly. Unlimited. Nobody asks where it goes. |
| The VP's Badge Photo | Badge | Legendary | Damage +6% With its skill: Area +40%. | Cc the VP | They land where they are looking. |
| The Label Maker | Desk toy | Legendary | Duration +8% With its skill: Duration +60%. | Paper Trail | Everything labelled. Everyone labelled. |
| Ticket #1 | Charm | Legendary | Armour +2% With its skill: Cooldown -40%. | Raise a Ticket | Opened on day one. Still open. Still first. |
| Two Mugs | Mug | Legendary | When you level up: heal 10% of your health. With its skill: Duration +100%. | The Work Friend | One is theirs. They always bring you one. |
| The Headset Cord | Lanyard | Legendary | Skill speed +5% With its skill: Extra shots +2. | Cold Call | Three metres. Enough to pace. |
| The Hard Hat | Badge | Legendary | Armour +2% With its skill: Damage +50%. | Technical Debt | Required on the codebase. |
| The Pizza Cutter | Desk toy | Legendary | Health per second +0.4 With its skill: Area +50%. | Wellness Program | Wellness, in eight slices. |
| Calculator Mug | Mug | Legendary | Crit chance +4% With its skill: Crit chance +20%. | The Audit | Does not work. Is consulted. |
| The Company Seal | Charm | Legendary | Damage +5% With its skill: Duration +60%. | Cease & Desist | Stamped. Binding. Heavy. |
| Admin Lanyard | Lanyard | Legendary | Cooldown -4% With its skill: Duration +100%. | Shadow IT | The turret has your lanyard now. |
| Press Pass | Badge | Legendary | When you kill: move 8% faster for 1.5 s. With its skill: Duration +50%. | Going Viral | Access all areas. Especially the ones that are not. |
| Miniature Wet Floor Sign | Desk toy | Legendary | Luck +5% With its skill: Extra shots +2. | Wet Floor | Desk-sized. Fully effective. |
| Site Thermos | Mug | Legendary | Health per second +0.3 With its skill: Cooldown -30%. | Just-In-Time | Still hot. Three days later. |
| The Lasso Clip | Charm | Legendary | Area +5% With its skill: Extra shots +2. | Loop In | Everyone. For visibility. |
| Two Keys on a Lanyard | Lanyard | Legendary | When you crit: +3% damage for 4 s. With its skill: Extra shots +1. | Two-Factor | Something you have. Something you forgot. |