9 TO DIEAlignment
What is Alignment?
Alignment is a calendar boss with a base health of 900 and 3 phases. It appears on The Cubicle Farm. If it is still standing at the next booking, it leaves without paying out. Its health grows with the clock, the floor and your difficulty.
"We're all on the same page."
One sheep the size of a van, shielded by the Alignment it brings. Alignment is a wall; you walk around it, and when it is nearly done a follow-up is scheduled, which heals it.
What does it do in each phase?
Alignment changes phase as its health falls, using each phase's moves in turn. The telegraphed attacks mark the ground first, so watch the markings and step out rather than trying to outrun everything. Moves come faster in later phases. It also books itself nearer if you run too far away.
| Health | Phase | Moves | Announcement |
|---|---|---|---|
| 100% | Pre-Alignment |
| Exciting news!! We've aligned the stakeholders!! They are mostly sheep!! |
| 50% | Aligned |
| Fully aligned!! Nothing can get through!! Including you!! |
| 20% | Re-Alignment |
| A follow-up alignment has been scheduled to align on the alignment!! |
Where and when does it appear?
Alignment is booked 1 time across the building. The table gives each floor and the time on the clock. Floors open one at a time, for one department, by winning the one before. Boss health is multiplied by the time it arrives, so a late booking is a tougher fight than the same boss early on.
| Floor | Clock | Slot |
|---|---|---|
| The Cubicle Farm | 7:30 | Calendar 2 |