9 TO DIEEnemies
What enemies are in the game?
There are 63 kinds of enemy, from swarm to elite: rituals, processes and systems with bodies, never people you know. They come in five tiers: swarm, standard, tough, elite and special. Each floor's cast is its own mix, and the joke is in how each one behaves. Filter the table by tier below.
They are the thing, not a colleague.
| Enemy | Tier | Health | Damage | Speed | XP | What it does | Floors |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Action Item | Swarm | 2 | 3 | 2.6 | 1 | walks straight at you | 0 |
| Agile Coach | Tough | 48 | 9 | 1.2 | 15 | makes everything around it stronger | 5 |
| Alignment | Standard | 4 | 5 | 1.3 | 2 | moves as one solid block and closes its gaps | 1 |
| Anonymous Survey | Special | 30 | 4 | 1.9 | 15 | fires bolts from range | 2 |
| Approval Chain | Standard | 8 | 6 | 1.6 | 3 | crosses the floor in a line that breaks at the first kill | 4 |
| Auditor | Elite | 200 | 12 | 1.3 | 55 | stuns you when it touches you | 4 |
| Automation | Elite | 140 | 8 | 2.4 | 45 | calls in more enemies on a timer | 2 |
| Bull in a China Shop | Tough | 150 | 16 | 1.2 | 45 | winds up and charges in a straight line | 0 |
| Calendar Invite | Swarm | 3 | 3 | 2.6 | 1 | stuns you when it touches you | 10 |
| Change Request | Standard | 14 | 7 | 1.4 | 5 | moves slowly and cannot be targeted until its moment comes | 5 |
| Circle Back | Standard | 8 | 7 | 2.3 | 3 | circles you and bites when you stop | 6 |
| Compliance Module | Standard | 9 | 6 | 1.2 | 3 | moves as one solid block and closes its gaps | 3 |
| Culture Committee | Standard | 9 | 4 | 1.3 | 3 | stuns you when it touches you | 6 |
| Daily Stand-Up | Standard | 10 | 6 | 1.7 | 4 | forms a ring around you and closes it | 8 |
| Dead Horse | Tough | 60 | 12 | 0 | 25 | only dies once nothing has hit it for a while | 5 |
| Diversity Trainer | Standard | 11 | 4 | 1.5 | 5 | stuns you when it touches you | 3 |
| Ergonomics Assessor | Standard | 10 | 5 | 1.6 | 4 | stuns you when it touches you | 5 |
| Escalation | Elite | 150 | 13 | 1.5 | 45 | winds up and charges in a straight line | 7 |
| Expense Report | Standard | 8 | 5 | 2 | 12 | keeps its distance while it attacks | 2 |
| Fire Warden | Special | 25 | 0 | 1.4 | 15 | stuns you when it touches you | 2 |
| Friendly Reminder | Swarm | 3 | 4 | 2.5 | 1 | walks straight at you | 12 |
| Fun Fact | Special | 30 | 4 | 1.6 | 12 | stuns you when it touches you | 2 |
| Legacy Code | Tough | 90 | 14 | 0.8 | 30 | ignores you until it has been hit enough times | 5 |
| Legacy Leadership | Elite | 140 | 10 | 1 | 40 | fully heals and renames itself at set health levels | 2 |
| Lipstick on a Pig | Tough | 40 | 9 | 1.6 | 20 | fully heals and renames itself at set health levels | 7 |
| Merge Conflict | Standard | 10 | 6 | 1.6 | 5 | joins others of its kind into something bigger | 5 |
| Moving Goalposts | Special | 30 | 6 | 3.2 | 25 | keeps its distance while it attacks | 5 |
| On-Call | Standard | 10 | 9 | 2.2 | 5 | winds up and charges in a straight line | 5 |
| Password Reset | Standard | 9 | 5 | 1.8 | 4 | stuns you when it touches you | 2 |
| Pen Tester | Elite | 150 | 14 | 1.6 | 50 | fires bolts from range | 2 |
| Performance Review | Elite | 160 | 0 | 3.5 | 60 | sits behind you and slows your fire rate | 5 |
| Phishing Test | Standard | 8 | 4 | 1.7 | 4 | stuns you when it touches you | 5 |
| Ping | Swarm | 2 | 3 | 3.1 | 1 | arrives in a sudden burst on a timer | 12 |
| Pre-Read | Tough | 80 | 10 | 0.9 | 14 | walks straight at you | 5 |
| Product Owner | Tough | 50 | 8 | 1.2 | 15 | fires bolts from range | 4 |
| Quick Question | Swarm | 3 | 4 | 2.7 | 1 | arrives in a sudden burst on a timer | 11 |
| Rabbit Hole | Swarm | 1 | 2 | 2.6 | 1 | walks straight at you | 0 |
| Rabbit Hole | Special | 25 | 0 | 0 | 10 | stays put and produces more enemies | 1 |
| Recruiter | Standard | 8 | 3 | 2.4 | 6 | keeps its distance while it attacks | 4 |
| Recurring Meeting | Elite | 170 | 10 | 1.2 | 50 | calls in more enemies on a timer | 3 |
| Red Tape | Elite | 160 | 11 | 1.1 | 45 | leaves ground that slows you down | 3 |
| Reply All | Special | 6 | 5 | 1.5 | 2 | snakes across the floor, and kills add to its tail until the head dies | 12 |
| Sacred Cow | Tough | 120 | 12 | 0.9 | 40 | moves slowly and cannot be targeted until its moment comes | 4 |
| Scope Creep | Standard | 12 | 6 | 1.5 | 5 | walks straight at you | 3 |
| Scrum Master | Elite | 180 | 12 | 1.4 | 50 | calls in more enemies on a timer | 6 |
| Skeleton Crew | Special | 20 | 0 | 1.35 | 8 | ignores you until it has been hit enough times | 3 |
| Sprint Board | Special | 45 | 0 | 0.5 | 18 | stays put and produces more enemies | 4 |
| Sprint Retro | Tough | 14 | 6 | 1.5 | 5 | forms a ring around you and closes it | 5 |
| Stakeholder | Tough | 60 | 0 | 1 | 18 | makes everything around it stronger | 8 |
| Status Report | Standard | 9 | 5 | 1.6 | 3 | walks straight at you | 9 |
| Technical Debt | Tough | 24 | 8 | 1.1 | 12 | walks straight at you | 3 |
| The Backlog | Special | 60 | 0 | 0 | 20 | stays put and produces more enemies | 5 |
| The Consultants | Elite | 70 | 10 | 1.7 | 30 | joins others of its kind into something bigger | 5 |
| The Count | Elite | 220 | 0 | 1 | 60 | makes everything around it stronger | 3 |
| The PMO | Tough | 30 | 8 | 1 | 10 | moves as one solid block and closes its gaps | 6 |
| The Printer | Special | 50 | 0 | 0 | 15 | stays put and produces more enemies | 5 |
| The VPN | Standard | 11 | 5 | 1.5 | 4 | leaves ground that slows you down | 4 |
| Ticket | Swarm | 3 | 4 | 2.4 | 1 | walks straight at you | 4 |
| Timesheet | Standard | 10 | 5 | 2.1 | 6 | steals your XP, runs away and drops double when caught | 6 |
| Too Many Cooks | Tough | 35 | 8 | 1.5 | 12 | forms a ring around you and closes it | 1 |
| Vendor Demo | Tough | 55 | 10 | 1.1 | 16 | sprays a wedge of attacks from range | 3 |
| Wellness Champion | Standard | 10 | 4 | 1.5 | 4 | leaves ground that slows you down | 3 |
| Working Group | Special | 40 | 8 | 0.8 | 18 | moves as one solid block and closes its gaps | 4 |