9 TO DIEThe Printer
What is The Printer?
The Printer is a special enemy that stays put and produces more enemies. Destroy it rather than its output. It has a base of 50 health and 0 damage, moves at speed 0, and pays 15 XP. It works 5 floors. Health and damage grow as the clock runs.
"Out of toner."
The only printer on the floor that works, and what it prints is forms. Red Tape comes out of it. Killing it is the day it finally breaks.
- Tier
- Special
- Base health
- 50
- Base damage
- 0
- Speed
- 0
- XP
- 15
- Can appear from
- 1:30
Which floors is it on?
The Printer is in the cast of 5 floors, listed below. It can turn up from 1:30 on the clock once it is in the mix. Floors open in order, per department, and each adds 10 percent to enemy strength past the first. A boss can also call it onto the floor during a fight.
- OnboardingDrinking from the firehose.
- The Cubicle FarmWelcome to the cubicle farm.
- The SilosWe work in silos.
- The FiefdomEvery department is its own fiefdom.
- The Ivory TowerLeadership lives in an ivory tower.