9 TO DIEStatus Report
What is Status Report?
Status Report is a standard enemy that walks straight at you. Keep moving and let your skills clear it. It has a base of 9 health and 5 damage, moves at speed 1.6, and pays 3 XP. It works 9 floors. Health and damage grow as the clock runs.
"Green. Green. Amber (trending green)."
Its health bar reads green until the moment it dies. That is the status report.
- Tier
- Standard
- Base health
- 9
- Base damage
- 5
- Speed
- 1.6
- XP
- 3
- Can appear from
- 0:24
Which floors is it on?
Status Report is in the cast of 9 floors, listed below. It can turn up from 0:24 on the clock once it is in the mix. Floors open in order, per department, and each adds 10 percent to enemy strength past the first. A boss can also call it onto the floor during a fight.
- OnboardingDrinking from the firehose.
- The Cubicle FarmWelcome to the cubicle farm.
- Skeleton CrewDoing more with less.
- The Wild WestIt's the Wild West out here.
- The FiefdomEvery department is its own fiefdom.
- Mandatory FunTeam-building is mandatory fun.
- The Ivory TowerLeadership lives in an ivory tower.
- The Sinking ShipRats leaving a sinking ship.
- The Rat RaceIt's a rat race.