How do I unlock the next floor?

Win the current one by beating its final boss. Unlocks are per department, so each role climbs on its own.

Do later floors get harder?

Yes. Each floor past the first adds 10 percent to enemy and boss strength.

Floors

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What floors are in the game?

There are 12 floors, each named after something people say about work, from Onboarding to The Rat Race. They open in order, one department at a time, when you win the floor before. Each has its own cast, four calendar bosses, a final boss, a hazard and a secret.

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1. OnboardingDrinking from the firehose.
2. The Cubicle FarmWelcome to the cubicle farm.
3. Skeleton CrewDoing more with less.
4. The SilosWe work in silos.
5. The Wild WestIt's the Wild West out here.
6. Boil the OceanThis quarter, we're going to boil the ocean.
7. The FiefdomEvery department is its own fiefdom.
8. Mandatory FunTeam-building is mandatory fun.
9. The Legacy SystemNobody knows what it does, so nobody can turn it off.
10. The Ivory TowerLeadership lives in an ivory tower.
11. The Sinking ShipRats leaving a sinking ship.
12. The Rat RaceIt's a rat race.